Joseph Parent

A photo of Joseph smiling
  1. 123 Cool Crescent
  2. Saskatoon, SK
  3. (306) 555-7125
  4. parent6504@saskpolytech.ca

Hi, I'm Joseph. The best hire you'll ever make!

I'm a spry young man, with a can-do attitude! You'll never find a worker as mundanely agreeable as me. Neither you authority, nor your judgement will ever be questioned when I'm around. As I'm a get-it-done guy, I'll complete any task for you, just say the word! I can dodge your taxes, hide your skeletons, or even engage in political scandals, leave it all to me. Chisel and hammer this block down until all that's left is another step on your path to success. Don't hesitate on this exclusive offer! Call now and hire me before it's too late!

Education

École Canadienne Française Pavillon Gustave-Dubois

I recieved my education, and graduated from a french school. I attended this institute between 2013, to 2018, and am (on paper) fluent in both French and English.

Saskatchewan Polytechnic

I am currently studying at Saskatchewan Polytechnic for a certificate in front-end web development, and am expected to graduate at the end of March, 2025.

Certification

Fall prevention training

Taken at a Brentd (a cheaper, but reputable, knock-off of Brandt) facility. This training is legally required if you work above 10' off the ground in Saskatchewan.

Food safety and handling

Although not required (as I've seen many times while working in commercial kitchens), an employer is always impressed by the fact that I won't put something that fell onto the floor, back onto the prep table. I may, or may not have lost the certificate for this, but I would never lie about unnecessary certification.

A gentleman, and a scholar

I was once called this by a 73 year old man named Bill.

Standard first aid & CPR

I can potentially save a life if its not in any actual danger. Be it punching your back when your choking, or breaking your ribs doing CPR, I'm you man.

*Certification expired 6 years ago.

Skills

I have many skills, but listing them all would take an eternity. I have therefore highlighted the most exemplary ones in order to show the best I have to offer.

  • Trustworthy
  • Honest
  • Passionate
  • Alive
  • Doesn't need glasses yet
  • Can lift at least 3 lbs
  • Really good at hiding skeletons
  • Uses deodorant
  • Unbelievably handsome
  • Courageous
  • A good listener
  • An emotional support
  • Single
  • Honest
  • And much more...