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Are you recording? Ok. Joseph Parent is a stand up guy. I've never encountered an employee as magnificent as he. He was always on top of whatever task I gave him. His work was always stupendous, and he never complained. If he were a woman I would marry him. That's weird, why would you write that? I am ever so crestfallen to see him depart. I, and all of my other staff will miss him ever so dearly, here at Road Kill n'Grill that can not be a real place. We thank him for his hard work, and wish him the best with his future endeavors. I'm not doing another take, now pay m-.

A man such as Joseph has never existed up until now. His abilities are so incredible, they defy human comprehension. His potential is unrivaled. His skills, unmatched. When I recieved word he was leaving, I rushed to his feet. I begged. I pleaded. But it was to no avail. And who I am kidding. What mere mortal, has the right to challenge the decisions of a God. I will forever cherish my time spent with Him. And envy the one, who next stands beside Him.